Stag Party Accessories

Set the date? Organised the activity? Picked your destination? Got the stags together? Yes to all of these? Great! Remember the stag party accessories? Ah.

What is a stag party without the stag party accessories? That’s right – it’s just a party. You need to stock up on the novel stag party accessories, then the real fun can begin.

There are many categories you have to remember when getting your accessories together. Number one on the list is boobs. Not the real ones, the ones attached (although if you can get them, don’t turn them down), we mean boob toys. If juggling boobs do not excel your juggling skills, then you are never going to juggle because no man will risk dropping a boob. Pamela Anderson (aka boobs) chest – we all remember being young, watching Baywatch when everyone is in bed and planning your chat up lines to Miss Anderson, here is your chance to play with Pamela’s chest – result! Failing that you can always get some rubber boobs.

Closely related to boobs is what the boobs are attached to. In this instance you will need to remember your blow up doll, just to make sure that at least someone goes home with a girl that night.

As men, we have a tendency to moon, a lot. So what is funnier than walking around with a permanent moony? Your own bum doesn’t have to bear all, you can have a pretend bum, just to encourage double glances from the public, and it may even get yourself a cheeky pinch if you are lucky.

The last section has to be jokes, the chance for you all to go back to your childhoods without your other halves accusing you of being childish. Such jokes include stink bombs, nasty teeth, exploding golf balls and of course your dare cards. Essential for a very funny night.