Stag Do Phrases

Want to venture off to foreign climes for your stag do? Here are some useful stag do phrases in various languages to help you ingratiate yourselves with the locals and possibly get yourselves out of trouble!

Polish stag do phrases useful on your stag do:

Hi: czesc [chesh-ch]
Beautiful: piekna [pee-enk-na]
I Love you : Kocham cie [co – ham – che]
Good bye: Zegnaj [zheg – n- eye]
Beer: Piwo [peevo]
1 beer: JEDNO piwo [yedno peevo]
2 beers: DWA piwa [dvah peevah]
3 beers: TRZY piwa [tshi peevah]
4 beers: CZTERY piwa [ch-teri peevah]
5 beers: PIEC piw [pee-inch peev]
Toilets: Toalety [tow-ah-leti]
MEN: Panowie [pan-oh-vee-eh]
WOMEN: Panie [pan-yeah]
Vodka: wodka [vooodkaah !]

Latvian stag do phrases useful on your stag do:

Hello Labdien
Hi Chau
Thank you Paldies
Please Ludzu
I'm sorry Atvainojiet
My name is ... Mani sauc ...
I'm from ... Es esmu no ...
How do I get to ...? Ka noklut lidz ...?
I don't understand Es nesaprotu
One beer, please Vienu alu, ludzu!
How much does it cost? Cik tas maksa?
The bill, please Rekinu, ludzu!
Do you speak English? Vai Jus runajat angliski?
What's your name? Ka tevi sauc?
(In the bar) What can I get you? Ko tu dzersi?
You have got beautiful eyes Tev ir skaistas acis
I love you Es tevi milu
Cool! Forshi!
(To a cab driver) Please take me to hotel.. Ludzu aizvediet mani uz viesnicu ...
Where am I? Kur es esmu?
I've lost my friends Es esmu pazaudejis savus draugus
I have run out of money Man nav naudas


Phrases absolutely impossible to say on your stag do when you are drunk, in ANY language:

* No more beer for me please, I’m going home for an early night and a cup of tea
* You look a very lovely young woman, but I’m afraid I’d rather chew my balls off than look at totty all night.
* NO, I do not want to stand around and watch women dance around me, naked. I’d rather go back to the hotel, with a copy of the Reader’s Digest and a cup of Horlicks.